[A large white wolf lazes about in the summer sun. She had not been expecting the grounds to be covered with sand, but she was able to make herself comfortable enough. For a hot day like this, the furry animal seems to be quite comfortable ( Read more... )

[Did you just enter a cafe? Yes you did. You might have been greeted by some guy. Or if any of his bros happen to be around. And a green monkey with a tree on his head. The man is smiling sheepishly as he greets you.]

Uhm, welcome to Cafe [INSERT NAME HERE]. My name is Cilan and I'll be your, er, waiter today.

[WHAT DO YOU DO?]

[ Hey.

Hey.

You. Yeah, you.

There's a Turtwig. On it's back. It's just kinda....lying there.

Maybe it's dead.

Check it out?

y/n/what the heck? ]

[Hello Smash Academy. Fine morning, isn't it? Or at least it was until a certain black hedgehog walked onto campus toting an Omochao Gun. It seems he's stepped right out of some T-Rated Sonic game and is determined to let everyone know it.]

Damn! [See?] Where the hell am I? I must've taken a wrong turn... Black Doom's instructions are terrible. [ ( Read more... )

[There seems to be a... mysterious looking hole in the ground, kind of like the ones that transport via to and from hell. Except there isn't any hellfire or anything. Then again it's certainly not all fluffy clouds and light and smiles like heaven either. It must be from purgatory then. Huh.

...

OH SHIT THERE IS A GUY CRAWLING OUT OF IT]

[There seems to be a mysterious guy who kind of reminds me of a Gerudo walking around campus that seems to vanish with little trace only to later return without warning.

Oh? You want to talk to him? That sounds like a good idea. You should do that.
just don't expect him to hold the conversation - or talk at all.]

Greetings inse- fellow students.

I'm here on behalf of getting acquainted with a school system such as this one.

My name is Giy... no... Gig. I happen to have PSI powers, pleasure to meet you all.

[Bottom line is; this is prenightmarefuel!Giygas in disguise as a pretty human. No, his goal will remain disclose, unless you manage to make him ( Read more... )

[Hello, Smash Academy. That's a nice name. Very inspiring. You may have seen some strange fliers scattered around campus saying things like "JUST CHEER" and "ASK FOR HELP" in some sort of obnoxious bold calligraphy.

So have you been going through any rough patches lately? Need some motivation? Need to deflect an alien invasion or a giant meteor? ( Read more... )

Sonic! You forgot to tell me it was your birthday!

How was I supposed to come all this way and surprise you if you never told me!? I had to look it up!

But anyway, I got you a present! It's kind of late, but...

[So... Guys (and girls). There's a guy wandering around campus and basically just... Checking out the wildlife? Yes. He's studying the wildlife, the plants, the humans, the baby Metroids -- you name it, he has probably looked at it and made a "yep, needs some Phazon" note in his head ( Read more... )